Submission for "Worst Visual Novel Ever Challenge 2026" Game Jam.

As you return home from a long, exhausting day in the year 2008 you head up to your desk and find what you love most: crappy free visual novels.  With feature titles including Three Coworkers and a Wife Go Camping, Gwendolynn, and Moscardan Idle Clicker , explore a series of stories that are surely games that surely have some words on them. 


DESCRIPTION OF THE STORIES:
Three Coworkers and a Wife (5.7k words, 2 endings): 
Explore the tale as four characters, John, Donald, Kenny, and Kimmy go for a weekend camping trip to Lake Shallowsdeep.

Gwendolynn (3.8k words, 2 endings):
A historical story in which you slip away onto the train to meet a very special someone for a risqué late night rendezvous.

Moscardan Idle Clicker (1k words, 1 ending):
A dinosaur guy has a standard discussion with his robot about what it means to be human. And more? Computer, get back to me on that one. 


DISCLAIMER:
This game includes themes involving violence, death, body horror, restraint, religious abuse, and loss of bodily autonomy, as well as suggestive themes and cussing. Player discretion is advised.
The game takes a little over a half hour to play through if you're just reading in your head, and upwards of two and a half hours if you are to read it out loud.


NOTE FROM CREATOR:
This game is recommended to be played in fullscreen, as the font will be very very tiny if not unreadable if not. ALSO! Open up Moscardan Idle Clicker once you get into the game. It will save you time and a headache.  
I hope you enjoy playing just as much I did making this!

If you want to check out the original sick three desk set up from 2008, look no further: "Three Monitor - Home Office" by Steve W, licensed under CC BY 2.0.

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NOVELMANIA - Executable.zip 72 MB

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